



1/1/07 5:30PM

Today's comic is based on another
better comic. If you are not the comic book type than... Wait, If you are not
the comic type what are you doing reading this? I think that says something
about you. Something... Sinister! But I digress. If you are not the comic book
type and are still reading this (Pervert) Than you'll want know that Marvel
is currently running a series called Civil War, which chronicles mankind turning
against Metahumans. It also featured Spiderman getting brutally beaten for dissenting
with the Government's Registration Act, which inspired todays comic. And since
I had to explain the joke , it is already less funny. I hope you're happy. You
ruined you're own surprise. Seriously though I highly recommend you check out
the Civil War storyline. And If you are a duly authorized representitve of Marvel
Comics, Please don't sue us. We gave you a free plug. And if even half our readers
take that advice you will have one sale. provided that we round 0.5 up.
Excelsior,
G to the K